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Newfie Window Cleaner

A Newfoundlander moves to Toronto and gets a job cleaning windows in office buildings.

One Friday afternoon after the scafolding was all put away the Newfie and his Toronto co-worker noticed that they had missed one window on the top floor of the building.

As it was too much trouble to get the scafolding out again, the Newfie suggested that the guy from Toronto hold on to his suspenders and he would hang over the side of the building to wash the window. This is what they did.

The Newfie was about half done with the window when he started to laugh uncontrolably. The guy from Toronto asked "What are you laughing at? Here you are hanging off the side of a 20 storey building being hung up by your suspenders, what can be so funny?"

The Newfie replied, "I was just thinking, if my suspenders were to break now, imagine the smack in the lips you would get!"

Newfie Window Cleaner

A Newfoundlander moves to Toronto and gets a job cleaning windows in office buildings.

One Friday afternoon after the scafolding was all put away the Newfie and his Toronto co-worker noticed that they had missed one window on the top floor of the building.

As it was too much trouble to get the scafolding out again, the Newfie suggested that the guy from Toronto hold on to his suspenders and he would hang over the side of the building to wash the window. This is what they did.

The Newfie was about half done with the window when he started to laugh uncontrolably. The guy from Toronto asked "What are you laughing at? Here you are hanging off the side of a 20 storey building being hung up by your suspenders, what can be so funny?"

The Newfie replied, "I was just thinking, if my suspenders were to break now, imagine the smack in the lips you would get!"

Nadia....................I TOTALLY LOVED those!!!! Nearly woke up hubby with laughing!!!! Thanks for sharing!!!

Black Panties


Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.

Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit.

They took to one another and after dating for six weeks,

he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont .

Their first night there, she undressed as he did

There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties,

and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"



(Oooh MY BAD) LOL<br><br>Post edited by: Nadia, at: 2007/05/01 23:56

Ooooooooooooo, soooooooooooo your bad Nadia!!!!!

But I have to admit, I DID laugh!!!!

I know SORRY but I laughed too at the end, so I had to post.