this is too funny i had to share......enjoy!!!!
A married couple went to the hospital to have their
baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said
he had invented a new machine that would transfer a
portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER and
he asked if they were willing to try it out. They
were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the
pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had
ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed,
the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead
and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the
machine to 25% pain transfer. The husband was still
feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood
pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer
was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the
husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the
porch.
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