this is too funny had to share....curly
>WORDS WOMEN USE
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>FINE
> This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to
shut up.----- Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of
those arguments.
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>FIVE MINUTES
>This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to
last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
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>NOTHING
>This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe
the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing"
usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with Fine.
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>GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
>This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with
the word Fine.
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>GO AHEAD or WHATEVER (Normal Eyebrows)
>This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised
eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to
you in about "Five
>Minutes" when she cools off.
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>LOUD SIGH
>This is not actually a word, but a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud
Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
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>SOFT SIGH
>Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best
bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
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>THAT'S OKAY
>This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman! can make to a man. "That's Okay"
means that
>she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done.
"That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow.
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>GO AHEAD
>At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
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>PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come
up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You
have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
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>THANKS
>A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.
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>THANKS A LOT
>This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really
ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be
followed by the "Loud Sigh." ( Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
will only tell you "Nothing".)
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