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LOL, ok I have another this is funny too. I like the last line.
If My Body Were A Car.
>> > > >
>> > > > If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking
>>about
>> > > > trading it in for a newer model.
>> > > >
>> > > > I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my
>>paint job
>> > > > is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
>> > > >
>> > > > My fenders are too wide to be considered
>>stylish.
>> > > >
>> > > > They were once as sleek as a little MG; now they look more
>>like an old
>> > > Buick.
>> > > >
>> > > > My seat cushions have split open at the seams.
>> > > >
>> > > > My seats are sagging.
>> > > >
>> > > > Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a
>>shop in my
>> > > neighborhood!
>> > > >
>> > > > Air bag's? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are
>>under my
>> > > eyes.Not counting the saddlebags, of course.
>> > > >
>> > > > I have soooooo many miles on my odometer.
>> > > >
>> > > > Sure, I've been many places and seen many things, but when's
>>the last
>> > > time an appraiser factored life experiences against
>>depreciation?
>> > > >
>> > > > My headlights are out of
>>focus and it's especially hard to see things
>> >up
>> > > close.
>> > > >
>> > > > My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
>> > > >
>> > > > I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
>>best of
>> > > weather.
>> > > >
>> > > > My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
>> > > >
>> > > > It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
>> > > >
>> > > > My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
>> > > >
>> > > > But here's the worst of it almost every time I sneeze, cough
>>or
>> > > sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
>> > > >
>> > > >CUTE EH!
>> > > >
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