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That is sooo funny Nadia! ...It reminded me of a story a friend of mine told me about her 87 year old Mother...Her Mom said she washes up as far as possible, then she washes down as far as possible....then she washes possible!

you rock girl. Very cute

LOL, ok I have another this is funny too. I like the last line.

If My Body Were A Car.
>> > > >
>> > > > If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking
>>about
>> > > > trading it in for a newer model.
>> > > >
>> > > > I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my
>>paint job
>> > > > is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.
>> > > >
>> > > > My fenders are too wide to be considered
>>stylish.
>> > > >
>> > > > They were once as sleek as a little MG; now they look more
>>like an old
>> > > Buick.
>> > > >
>> > > > My seat cushions have split open at the seams.
>> > > >
>> > > > My seats are sagging.
>> > > >
>> > > > Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a
>>shop in my
>> > > neighborhood!
>> > > >
>> > > > Air bag's? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are
>>under my
>> > > eyes.Not counting the saddlebags, of course.
>> > > >
>> > > > I have soooooo many miles on my odometer.
>> > > >
>> > > > Sure, I've been many places and seen many things, but when's
>>the last
>> > > time an appraiser factored life experiences against
>>depreciation?
>> > > >
>> > > > My headlights are out of
>>focus and it's especially hard to see things
>> >up
>> > > close.
>> > > >
>> > > > My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
>> > > >
>> > > > I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the
>>best of
>> > > weather.
>> > > >
>> > > > My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
>> > > >
>> > > > It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
>> > > >
>> > > > My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
>> > > >
>> > > > But here's the worst of it almost every time I sneeze, cough
>>or
>> > > sputter...either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
>> > > >
>> > > >CUTE EH!
>> > > >

PNanny!

My Mom says that all the time! I have to laugh myself NOW...WHEN I DO IT!

BANDITAHD4EVA!