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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 3 Years, 1 Month ago
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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 3 Years, 1 Month ago
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Social Security...
Having reached the age of 65, I went to apply for Social Security last week. After waiting in line for a very long time, I finally got to the counter.
The woman there asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized, to my great dismay, that I had left my wallet on the nightstand in my bedroom I told the lady that I was very sorry, but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I'll have to go get it and come back later," I said.
At that point, she said to me, "Unbutton your shirt."
I was confused, but I opened my shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and, with that, she promptly processed my application.
When I got home, I couldn't wait to tell my wife about my experience at the Social Security Office.
She listened to the whole story and then said, "You should have dropped your pants . . . you might have gotten disability, too."
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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 3 Years, 1 Month ago
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ahhhhhh to be six again....
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
> back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
> was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
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> I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
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> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
> bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
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> What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
> the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything
> there was.
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> Five hour later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
> reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
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> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
> with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
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> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
> candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home
> with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well
> Dear, what was it like being six again? Her eyes slowly opened and her
> expression suddenly changed.
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> I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!
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> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
> it wrong.
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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 3 Years, 1 Month ago
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Those were sooooo Funny Nadia Thanks!!
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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 3 Years, 1 Month ago
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Those are great thanks nadia
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**Live Well** ** Laugh Often** ** Love Much**
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