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NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 3 Years ago
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Hey everyone, I received this e-mail today and I practically fell off my chair with laughter SO, I just had to share this will all you ladies.
So here is one of my crazy e-mails!!!
The Washcloth:
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> (There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!)
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>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
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>Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell
>me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at! 9:30 am. I had
>only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already
>around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I
>didn't have any time to spare.
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>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
>when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
Make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
>washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
>wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
>the washcloth in the clothes basket, threw on some clothes, hopped in
>the car and raced to my appointment.
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>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
>looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
>Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little
Surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
>haven't we?"
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> I didn't respond.
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>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The
>rest of the day was normal...
>some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
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>After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
>from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
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>I told her to get another one from the closet.
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>She replied,”No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
>my glitter and sparkles saved inside it"
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