Starting Over Talk - Peer Coaching Support Site

I really hate it when a telemarketer goes through their sales pitch and won't hear you say.. no thanks or take me off your list... . It's almost as if you have to be rude in order to get your point across. I've had friends that use to pretend they were a mortuary in the middle of their work, and some really funny stuff.. one was a harvester/ saler of spare body parts.

I don't think telemarkers would be so bad if they simply take no as an answer and leave ya alone. I've told one that "I'll be glad to listen to your whole sales pitch but still won't sign up for anything and all it will do is waste your time and keep you from putting in a couple more calls and lessen your chance to a sale." He hung up.

This is clever. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law)

Nadia...................the telemarketer one is HIlarious!!!!


TigerRose............those are great!!

Thanks Griz, and TThanks Tiger Rose!

Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing"
usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks

This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a
woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or to the Women you know for a laugh. !

They say we should exercise and stay fit as long as we can !!

-----Walking can add minutes to
>>your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

>> My grandmother started walking
>>five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we
>>don't know where the heck she is.
>>
>> The only reason I would take up
>>exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
>>
>> I joined a health club last year,
>>spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to
>>go there.
>>
>> I have to exercise early in the
>>morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
>>
>> I like long walks, especially when
>>they are taken by people who annoy me.
>>
>> I have flabby thighs, but
>>fortunately my stomach covers them.
>>
>> The advantage of exercising every
>>day is that you die healthier.
>>
>> If you are going to try
>>cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
>>
>>
>> ..............And last, but not
>>least,
>>
>> You could walk this over to your
>>friends, but why not just
>>
>> e-mail it to them !!
>>
>> )