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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 2 Years, 12 Months ago
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oh man i was like way off I thought of a pretty bright green screwdriver....that is bizarre
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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 2 Years, 11 Months ago
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Should Children Witness Childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl,
to hold the light high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently Kathleen did as she was sked.
Her mother Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place. Smack his ass again."
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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 2 Years, 11 Months ago
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 2 Years, 11 Months ago
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early
morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the
silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find
it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00
AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why
his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

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Re:NADIA'S CRAZE E-MAILS 2 Years, 11 Months ago
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nadia what can i say your a trip. You crack me up lmao
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